I am a Pirate.
I dodged a Missile.
and landed in Gunpowder Milkshake.
My name is David Burnell IV and I played DI college football for the East Carolina University Pirates. I was nicknamed "The Flea" because they thought I was too small until I jumped up and knocked the shit out of their starting linebacker.
After graduating from college, I saw a tv commercial of a guy slaying a fire monster with a sword, so I joined the United States Marine Corps. I quickly learned how to act like a killing fighting machine with 11 years of Marine Corps Martial Arts and Combat Weapons Handling. Then one day a rocket landed 10 feet outside of our T-wall and exploded. It was then I realized this wasn't a movie and I should get paid more for my acting skills.
So I packed my bags and moved to Berlin, Germany near Babelsberg Studios. Several auditions later I landed my first major role as "The Shocker" in an action feature film called "Gunpowder Milkshake" by Navot Papushado. Catch me on the big screen fighting women assassins. Gunpowder Milkshake schmeckt so gut.
-David Burnell IV